i’m going to make a cake. and possibly eat 50% of the batter. because i can.
thedailyguru replied to your post: my whole body aches from repeatedly flinging… just for the record, I TOTALLY read the word “flinging” wrong the first time I saw this post… OH.
my whole body aches from repeatedly flinging myself down the stairs last night.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
going to fall asleep listening to emmy the great as usual :)
i saw two shooting stars last night, i wished on them but they were only satellites, it’s wrong to wish on space hardware i wish, i wish, i wish you’d care.
hannahscupofcare replied to your photo: I think this is the universe telling me to never… i killed a cactus once… i have no idea what even happened. it was fine like 2 days ago! i think it was a sign that my room is literally an uninhabitable space and i have to tidy it….
ecc080: i still have literally hundreds of flyers of my work hanging around. if anyone wants one, put your address in my ask box or email me and i will send you one :) want one? want five? want sixty? let me know!
i just spread peanut butter on chocolate cake and now i’m listening to music and chain smoking. not the night out i thought was happening but heh, i’m dealing.
I'd love it if you could follow this. →
this is my ‘art’ blog. i haven’t been posting much yet but i’m slowly adding to it and i’d really appreciate it if you could check it out. particulalrly if you’re as much of a fan of black and white stripes as i am…..
me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
necrophilofthefuture: ive never laughe dtihs hard in my entire life
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is to be...
If you can’t handle me at my Kraft Singles then you sure as hell don’t deserve...– Marilyn Monroe (via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE ALWAYS SHAGGING?!
lying in bed eating a bread roll. post deadline celebrations don’t get much better than this!
expectation: i’ll just do it quickly before bed, it’ll take 4 seconds reality: it’s been 3 hours i have masking tape on my chin and in my hair i just sewed something into my sketchbook cos i have no glue i’ve had 2 fights with my printer i just blocked my cousin on twitter somehow by using my keyboard as a surface to fold paper on…. knocked my usb stick out of...
i feel worse than when s club 7 broke up
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
fuckyeahgirlcrush: When I’m world famous I will demand that every room I enter have a fan to blow my hair back as I walk in to a choir of angels singing Glamorous by Fergie Also there must be a can of cold Diet Coke awaiting me