May 2013
i’m going to make a cake. and possibly eat 50% of the batter. because i can.
May 19th
May 19th
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thedailyguru replied to your post: my whole body aches from repeatedly flinging… just for the record, I TOTALLY read the word “flinging” wrong the first time I saw this post… OH.
May 18th
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my whole body aches from repeatedly flinging myself down the stairs last night.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
May 16th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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going to fall asleep listening to emmy the great as usual :)
May 10th
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May 10th
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i saw two shooting stars last night, i wished on them but they were only satellites, it’s wrong to wish on space hardware i wish, i wish, i wish you’d care.
May 9th
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May 9th
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hannahscupofcare replied to your photo: I think this is the universe telling me to never… i killed a cactus once… i have no idea what even happened. it was fine like 2 days ago! i think it was a sign that my room is literally an uninhabitable space and i have to tidy it…. 
May 9th
ecc080: i still have literally hundreds of flyers of my work hanging around. if anyone wants one, put your address in my ask box or email me and i will send you one :) want one? want five? want sixty? let me know!
May 9th
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May 9th
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i just spread peanut butter on chocolate cake and now i’m listening to music and chain smoking. not the night out i thought was happening but heh, i’m dealing.
May 8th
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May 8th
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I'd love it if you could follow this. →
this is my ‘art’ blog. i haven’t been posting much yet but i’m slowly adding to it and i’d really appreciate it if you could check it out. particulalrly if you’re as much of a fan of black and white stripes as i am…..
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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me: on tumblr
me: clicks video
me: please be fuckin youtube
May 7th
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May 6th
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necrophilofthefuture: ive never laughe dtihs hard in my entire life
May 6th
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kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is  to be...
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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“If you can’t handle me at my Kraft Singles then you sure as hell don’t deserve...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
May 4th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE ALWAYS SHAGGING?!
May 1st
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ListenListen
May 1st
April 2013
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lying in bed eating a bread roll. post deadline celebrations don’t get much better than this!
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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expectation: i’ll just do it quickly before bed, it’ll take 4 seconds reality: it’s been 3 hours i have masking tape on my chin and in my hair i just sewed something into my sketchbook cos i have no glue i’ve had 2 fights with my printer i just blocked my cousin on twitter somehow by using my keyboard as a surface to fold paper on…. knocked my usb stick out of...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Listeni feel worse than when s club 7 broke up 
Apr 28th
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passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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fuckyeahgirlcrush: When I’m world famous I will demand that every room I enter have a fan to blow my hair back as I walk in to a choir of angels singing Glamorous by Fergie Also there must be a can of cold Diet Coke awaiting me
Apr 28th
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